What is this, some kind of a joke?
How much, for this jammy plastic explosive? $6.50?? This big, dark, chewy, fruit and tannin-filled shiraz costs what?
OK if you’re reading this, you probably know what cheap red wine tastes like. Think about the last time you trusted a good-looking flight attendant who offered you a merlot, and suffered the consequences. Or the last time you ordered “red wine” at a hotel bar. Rough. Bitter. Weak. Totally anonymous. Fraudulent. And you paid nine U.S. dollars for one glass of it, didn’t you.
But wait — I can offer you a whole bottle of feel-good, for $6.50 — less than a carwash. I’m not saying it has huge individual personality. And it’s not perfect, or layered, or complex. But it’s SO drinkable, and it’s so cheap, that you can grant yourself forgiveness with it. Forgiveness for all of those bad drinking decisions at “hip” after-work nightspots (for example). Just order your favorite Chinese food, and get some Rosemount shiraz. And get ready for a good time.
Go ahead. You deserve redemption. Rosemount is there for you.